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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Nude Marathon Runner

OK, now that I have your attention.....this is only a joke, maybe some of you have heard it before....I would say it's rated PG-13

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

"Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!"

"I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!"

"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. "He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!"

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners, who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.

"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free!"

Another runner moved a long side. "Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?"

"Oh , yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"

"Nope.........just when it's raining".

(sorry ladies, no pics to go along with the story)

11 Comments:

At September 20, 2006 9:59 PM, Blogger Neese said...

..and the fourth runner asked "where did you pin your bib"? haha

 
At September 21, 2006 4:26 AM, Blogger Toasty said...

and the fifth runner said ....

well the fifth runner didn't say anything cause I could come up with a witty line.

 
At September 21, 2006 11:41 AM, Blogger Todd said...

well I like to check out the other runners when I run but yeah not something I would like to see. I shiver at the thought of it.

the real question is why would the man and woman be having sex when they could be running a marathon? really story makes no sense.

 
At September 21, 2006 11:54 AM, Blogger Haight said...

Todd...it's another form of cross training

 
At September 21, 2006 9:51 PM, Blogger Lance Notstrong said...

Funny :-)

 
At September 23, 2006 9:02 AM, Blogger Brooke said...

Too funny!!

 
At September 24, 2006 11:49 AM, Blogger Rose said...

No pictures. Harumph.

 
At September 24, 2006 8:47 PM, Blogger Pat said...

That's a nice story, but you left out the most important details. What was his time and place?

Pat

 
At September 28, 2006 4:06 PM, Blogger Irish Blue said...

That's a good one!

 
At September 28, 2006 8:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha - you always make me laugh.

 
At September 29, 2006 10:44 AM, Blogger Black Knight said...

Is unhealthy to get the xxxx wet under the rain?

 

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